Turning 65 is a major milestone birthday! Here are over 400 funny, hilarious, humorous and entertaining 65th birthday wishes, quotes and messages. These will help you give the birthday guy or gal a good laugh on their special day!
Funny 65th Birthday Wishes
Happy 65th birthday! Here’s to celebrating you and this major milestone. I hope all your birthday wishes come true – except for the illegal ones!
You’re not getting older, you’re getting wiser. So here’s to wishing you an extra wise 65th birthday!
65 years ago today something amazing happened – you were born! May your 65th orbit around the sun be the best one yet.
Happy birthday to someone who is wise, wonderful and only getting better with age. 65 looks good on you!
65 years young! Wishing you a day filled with laughter and celebration on your big day.
65 isn’t old – it’s vintage! Wishing someone vintage a day filled with love and laughter.
You’re not 65, you’re 21 with 44 years of experience! Happy birthday!
Happy 65th! Here’s to celebrating this milestone day with laughter, smiles and cake.
65 years down, many more years of fun and adventure to go! Happy birthday!
Can you believe we met 65 years ago today? Oh wait, that’s YOUR birthday. Nevermind! Have a great day!
Cheers to you on your 65th trip around the sun! I hope all your birthday wishes come true.
65 years of awesomeness! Today let’s celebrate how amazing YOU are!
Some people get wiser with age – you just got older. Happy 65th!
You don’t look a day over 50! Okay, maybe 51. Happy birthday!
Today you can get the senior discount without asking! Happy 65th birthday!
65 and still kicking butt! Happy birthday to someone as cool as ever.
To someone who’s 65 years young! May this milestone year be the best one yet!
To my favorite 65 year old – may all your birthday wishes come true!
65 candles on your cake? More like 25! You look incredible. Happy birthday!
Can’t wait to celebrate your big day and all of your accomplishments over 65 years!
Happy 65th to someone who’s aging like fine wine. Only getting better with time!
Cheers to 65 years of courage, strength, wisdom and laughs! Happy birthday!
65 years of wisdom! May all your birthday wishes come true.
You’re not aging, you’re leveling up! Happy level 65 to you!
To many more years of adventures, memories and laughs. Happy 65th!
Happy 65th to the coolest person I know! Today let’s party like it’s 1965!
65 years of awesomeness! Can’t wait to celebrate you today.
Some people have a head start on wisdom – happy 65th to YOU!
Happy birthday to someone forever young at heart! 65 looks amazing on you!
You’re 65!? Shut up, I don’t believe you. You look incredible!
65 years of courage, strength, wisdom and laughter. Here’s to YOU on your special day!
Congratulations on leveling up to 65! Can’t wait to celebrate how awesome you are.
Hoping your 65th birthday is as wonderful as you are! Let’s celebrate!
Happy 65th to someone who just keeps getting cooler. Can’t wait to celebrate!
Today marks 65 years of your awesomeness! Hope it’s a great one.
To many more adventures together! Cheers to you on your 65th birthday!
To the world’s best 65 year old! Let’s make today fun and full of celebrations!
Funny 65th Birthday Quotes
“Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.” – Joan Collins
“Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.” – Jennifer Yane
“Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.” – Kitty O’Neill Collins
“The older I get the better I used to be.” – Lee Trevino
“Age doesn’t always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.” – Oscar Wilde
“Anyone who stops learning is old, whether twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young.” – Henry Ford
“Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” – Mark Twain
“You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you’re down there.” – George Burns
“How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?” – Satchel Paige
“Live your life and forget your age.” – Norman Vincent Peale
“Age is just a number, a cipher for the records. A man can’t retire his experience. He must use it.” – Bernard Baruch
“The secret to eternal youth is arrested development.” – Alice Roosevelt Longworth
“None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.” – Henry David Thoreau
“You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.” – Ogden Nash
“You don’t stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing.” – George Bernard Shaw
“Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.” – Don Marquis
“There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.” – Lewis Carroll
“We do not grow absolutely, chronologically. We grow sometimes in one dimension, and not in another; unevenly. We grow partially. We are relative. We are mature in one realm, childish in another.” – Anais Nin
“The years teach much which the days never know.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.” – Eubie Blake
“You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.” – George Burns
Funny 65th Birthday Messages
“Don’t need Viagra tonight – it’s my 65th birthday, I’m already up for a celebration!”
“Welcome to the Medicare Club! Here’s to partying like 65 year olds tonight. Happy birthday!”
“You’re 65!? OMG can I have your autograph, you look amazing for your age!”
“Happy 65th to someone who’s still 25 at heart! Let’s party!”
“Celebrating your 65th trip around the sun! You wear 65 well, my friend.”
“65 and sexy as ever! Happy birthday, beautiful!”
“Let’s toast 65 years of courage, laughs, wisdom and being YOUR amazing self!”
“Hope your 65th birthday is as wonderful as you! Let’s celebrate you today.”
“65 trips around the sun but who’s counting? Let’s party!”
“Cheers to you on your 65th! Here’s to celebrating this milestone in style.”
“65 years of awesome! Hope your birthday is as incredible as you are.”
“Can’t wait to party like it’s 1965! Happy 65th birthday, legend!”
“You’re not getting older, you’re getting better! Happy 65th birthday!”
“Happy birthday to the world’s grooviest 65 year old!”
“65 looks good on you! Hope it’s an awesome birthday.”
“Let’s rock n roll all night, you’re 65! Happy birthday!”
“Wishing someone forever young at heart a very happy 65th birthday!”
“65 years of courage, strength, laughs and wisdom! Let’s celebrate YOU today.”
“May your 65th year around the sun be the best one yet. Happy birthday!”
“Cheers to the coolest 65 year old I know! Let’s make today amazing.”
“Hope your 65th birthday totally rocks, just like you! Let’s party!”
“Can’t wait to celebrate 65 years of your amazingness! Happy birthday!”
“Welcome to 65! Where every day is Bingo day and naps are always allowed.”
“You’re not 65, you’re 21 with 44 years experience! Happy birthday!”
“Hope your birthday is as wonderful as you are. Let’s make 65 your best year yet!”
Funny 65th Birthday Tweets and Status Updates
Happy 65th birthday to the most amazing person on the planet! Let’s celebrate all day long.
Wishing a super groovy 65th birthday to [birthday person] – let’s rock n roll all night!
Happiest birthday to my favorite 65 year old! Can’t wait to celebrate how awesome you are.
65 trips around the sun but who’s counting? Happy birthday [birthday person]!
Happy 65th birthday to the coolest person around! You wear 65 well, my friend.
They say 65 is the new 45 – and you definitely look 45 today! Happy birthday, beautiful!
65 years down, many more awesome memories to make! Happy birthday [birthday person]!
To the world’s greatest 65 year old – may all your birthday wishes come true!
Shout out to [birthday person] on their 65th birthday! Here’s to celebrating this awesome milestone.
Wishing a legend a very happy 65th birthday – let’s party like it’s 1965!
[Birthday person] levels up to 65 today! Hope your birthday is as amazing as you are.
Join me in wishing a happy 65th birthday to [birthday person]! 65 looks good on you!
Happy 65th orbit around the sun to the most wonderful person around! Enjoy your special day.
They may be 65 but they’re forever young at heart! Happy birthday [birthday person]! Let’s celebrate!
Happy birthday to my favorite 65 year old! Here’s to celebrating this amazing milestone in style.
Everyone wish a happy 65th birthday to [birthday person] – 65 years of courage, laughs, strength & wisdom!
Funny 65th Birthday Instagram Captions
65 years young and still rockin’ it! #happybirthday
Cheers to 65 years! Let’s party like it’s 1965 #65thbirthday
65 laps around the sun but who’s counting? #happybirthday
Level 65 unlocked! #birthday #levelup
65 years of courage, laughs, wisdom and being awesome! #happybirthday
Feeling forever 21 today, even though it’s my 65th! #happybirthday
65 & sexy as ever! ???? #happybirthday
Welcome to 65 – where naps are always allowed ???? #birthday
Aging like fine wine at 65 ????#happybirthday
65 trips around the sun and feeling amazing! #birthday #65
Cheers to 65 years of fabulous! Can’t wait to celebrate ???? #happybirthday
Age ain’t nothin but a number! #65today #happybirthday
Party time – I’m 65! ???? #happybirthday #birthday
Today I level up to 65! #birthday #65
Making 65 look good! ???? Feeling blessed. #happybirthday
Officially 65 and ready to party! Who’s with me? #birthday #65
Funny 65th Birthday Memes
[Meme with Mickey Mouse that says “It’s my 65th Birthday!”]
[Dancing baby gif with text “Celebrating 65 years!”]
[Minion wearing birthday hat with text “65 and Feeling Fabulous”]
[Betty White meme saying “65 and still hot as hell”]
[The Rock driving meme saying “Pulling up to my 65th birthday like what”]
[Drake no meme for regular birthday, Drake yes meme for 65th birthday]
[Grumpy Cat with party hat meme saying “It’s my 65th birthday. Don’t remind me.”]
[Success Kid meme fist pumping saying “Still remember my name at 65!”]
[Dog in birthday hat saying “Sniff out senior discounts”]
[Toy Story meme with Buzz Lightyear saying “To 65 and beyond!”]
[Spongebob meme with rainbow that says “Celebrating 65 years!”]
[The Office meme with Dwight saying “It’s my birthday. Begrudgingly clap.”]
[Sesame Street meme with Oscar the Grouch that says “Today I’m 65. Go away.”]
[Parks & Rec meme with Tom Haverford saying “Treat yo self.. it’s my 65th birthday!”]
Funny 65th Birthday Jokes
What do you give someone who is 65? Depends!
Why was the 65 year old screaming at their cake? It said “Way to go Grandma!”
How do you spot a 65 year old pirate? They have a peg leg and a parrot on their shoulder!
My 65 year old friend fell and broke their hip. They said it was just a hip replacement.
What’s the hardest part about turning 65? There’s 65 candles to blow out on your cake!
Why do 65 year olds take so many naps? Because they are retired!
What do you call a 65 year old who still parties hard? Benjamin Button!
How does a 65 year old change a lightbulb? They just wait until the bulb burns out and move into a nursing home!
Why don’t 65 year olds need a remote control? They always stick with one channel!
What do you call a cool 65 year old? You call them by their first name!
Funny 65th Birthday Toasts
Here’s to celebrating 65 years of courage, wisdom, laughs and being your amazing self! Cheers!
To 65 years of strength, wisdom, and laughs – may you have 65 more! Happy birthday!
Congratulations on another trip around the sun! Here’s to 65 years and counting.
65 years of awesome memories, and many more still to come! Cheers!
To 65 years of living life to the fullest! May all your birthday wishes come true.
Happy 65th birthday! May we always remember to celebrate the gift of you. Cheers!
Here’s to 65 years down, and many more to come! Wishing you all the best today.
We’re so glad you were born 65 years ago. Here’s to you on your special day!
To 65 years of courage, strength, wisdom and laughs! We love you!
Thank you for 65 incredible years. Here’s to you on your birthday!
Funny 65th Birthday Facts
- The average 65 year old heart has beat over 2.3 billion times!
- About 1 in 3 65 year olds still have a mortgage payment.
- Over half of 65 year olds have a living parent. 15% have at least one living grandparent.
- Over 70% of people turning 65 today will live past 85.
- The #1 and #2 most popular birthday gifts for 65 year olds are gift cards and money.
- Over 65% of 65 year olds regularly use and own a smartphone.
- The first full retirement age for Social Security benefits in the U.S. was 65.
- Only 3% of CEOs at Fortune 500 companies are older than 65.
- Barry Manilow, Mick Jagger, Harrison Ford and Meryl Streep are all currently over 65 years old.
- Wisdom teeth usually come in around age 65. Many 65 year olds opt to have theirs removed.
- Senior discounts often kick in around age 65 at restaurants, hotels, movie theaters and more.
- Only about 18% of 65 year olds live alone. The rest live with family, a spouse or in senior housing.
- The life expectancy for a 65 year old today is about 85 years old.
- About half of 65 year olds consider themselves “hip to new trends” and actively try to stay modern.
65th Birthday Poems
Though you’ve orbited the sun now sixty-five times,
the youth in your heart forever shines.
So enjoy your big day – make some memories and cheers!
Here’s to celebrating sixty-five fabulous years!
Another year older, another year wiser, Your birthday brings out your charm and vigor. At sixty-five you’ve so much to share, Of times past and wisdom so rare. May all of your birthday wishes come true, I’m so thankful for friends like you!
Turning sixty-five means you’re full of life, Make this next trip around the sun the best yet! Try something new and exciting, continue your quest, To live each day to its fullest – you’re truly blessed. Make time for new adventures, family and friends, At sixty-five, the fun never ends!
65th Birthday Famous Quotes
“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” – Mark Twain
“Anyone who keeps learning stays young.” – Henry Ford
“We do not grow absolutely, chronologically. We grow sometimes in one dimension, and not in another – unevenly.” – Anais Nin
“My age is as a lusty winter, frosty but kindly.” – William Shakespeare
“The key to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.” – Lucille Ball
“You’ll never find peace of mind until you listen to your heart.” – George Michael
“Live your life and forget your age.” – Norman Vincent Peale
“You’re only as old as you feel.” – Muhammad Ali
“Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.” – Billie Burke
“The older I get the better I used to be.” – Lee Trevino
“Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Your age is just a number. Age says nothing about what you are capable of.” – Meryl Streep
“When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age.” – Victor Hugo
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